Goodbye Salmat. Hello Mercer. Better pay. Less work. What more could a girl want #nofilter #adiosmotherfucker #hushbar
girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack
Musical infographics.Very important
All so very true, and also hilarious.
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”
if you don’t have friends like this, then what the hell are you doing with your social life
um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
When school gets hard, just remember this….
This is really inspiring to me.